Hilarious V-days
2/9/2020 Folks, I have donated money and left the messages on IG and Chinese weibo for people whom suffer horribly. I am waiting for next todos … I feel I am a part of fighting this corona-virus thing, no?! 😀
You walk into the supermarket these days, you know the Valentine’s day is coming. Romantic V-days are boring, let’s talk about some hilarious ones.
One year 2/14, I took my son to the supermarket to hunt for some balloons. Among all different versions of hearts, he tried his best to select a cupid balloon for his birthday. “mama this one is cute, but what is the thing he is holding” “it is an arrow” “why he is holding an arrow?” “x%^#@$ …”
One year 2/14, I was invited to my favorite restaurant for a valentine’s dinner. This restaurant added 2X tables that day. Each table is 10 cm apart. Considering how loud I talk, you know, I barely can say anything during that dinner. I got so bored and had to keep looking at the guy sitting in my neighboring table. He was cute and handsome :D. BTW, this dinner cost 100$/each.
I was nerdy back in college. One of my college classmates was a “tom cruise” clone, handsome, wild and every girl (including me)’s dream lover. One year close to the Valentine’s day, he called my dorm and I was not there. My roommate passed his message “XX asked if you want to go swimming with him” (believe me, this is not the most thought-provoking hang-out request, there was this guy in graduate school who asked whether I want to go to shoot with him, OMG) Anyways, at that time, I have not talked to him more than 100 sentences “what’s wrong with him?” I decided that “it must be a joke” so I never returned that call! WTF, I missed the “Tom Cruise” clone. Later days, I watched double “Tom Cruise” movies for compensation 😀
Another one: One time, I went out to a beach with a group of my friends. This guy and I often laughed so hard for nothing so we were buddies. Once, we were at a gift shop, he said “I buy this for you” it is a small decoration and said “when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.” My nerdyness immediately kicked in —- I looked us in the mirror and thought “ha, you can carry me?” we exchanged a look in the mirror, and he walked away. I really did not mean insulting him. He probably cares about “he is not tall” more than I do? Well, this decoration now hangs in my bathroom, I indeed like it and I am glad that he did not buy it for me.
Hope my old stories bring you a chuckle! Happy V-day!
09. February 2020 by admin
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