Hospital Zine (1)
9/5/20 happy September everybody! This year, our beloved decision makers prepared so many surprises/horrors for us. For example, recently, our dearest IT decision makers decide no longer support cs faculty and lab web pages, WOOOOOOO. Our B-612 sometimes should run a “studiest decisions in 2020” trivia 😉
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To my awesome doctors and surgeons and to the nurses, family, friends, colleagues who brought me care and love —-
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The doctor said, “if you don’t do any cure, your face will turn red and round maybe with pimples, your belly will accumulate fat, your shoulder will become wide, your arms and legs will become very thin and grow purple strips … “
What a strange disease I have had! I felt I did a cosmetic surgery 😉
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This is my first meal after I waked up from my general anestesia. I was very excited to see “smoothie” in my menu. “Surprise! hospital has smoothies!” An hour later, my smoothie arrived (see the white cup in the picture below). “oh, come on, hospital, why don’t you call it tiny-smoothie or mini-smoothie?!?!” Apparently, I was thinking about New York’s my-head-size smoothie sold at 10 bucks.
My doctor had warned me, “some patients manifested depression after surgery, like the caffeine withdrawal effect ..” But here I was after surgery — I was stabbing my spinach and talking the same time, “you know, you are awesome, you are tough, you are cool, you just can do it, ah, you are F rock …” Then a shadow moved through my window, and somebody just passed by in the hallway. Meh, hope she/he did not think there is a psycho living in this room (sweat!)
(to be continued)