The Incredible Human Activities
August 17, 2014, Ames, Iowa
One day, I was bored, and so I decided to read some Craglist for fun.
Here is someone who is looking for hiking buddy. He/she says:
> Now, I don’t mean to sound creepy but I also enjoy hiking trails totally nude because I enjoy feeling the sun and wind on my skin. No, I don’t do this as a sexual thing or to get attention. In fact the less attention the better because I don’t want to give nudists a bad name since I also enjoy that lifestyle.
Hello, dude, I almost cannot resist your sincerity and nudity!!
Here is a guy who seems to discriminate old people:
> I am a straight happily married 35 year old guy looking for guys and or girls preferably in their 20’s and 30’s to go out Wakeboarding. If interested send me an email with Wakeboard Group in the title, and your age and we will plan an outing.
I wish I am 100, and then I can have some fun to be admitted to your group.
Here is a practical lady who is planning to treat her friends very well.
> I am looking for an acquaintance or friend for lake access for kayaking. I like to be on the water a couple times a week. I am athletic, easy going female that enjoys being outdoors. I could watch your children, help you with your computer, cook, run errands etc. I have a background in IT.
Thank you for your post. It makes me ashamed.
Here is a guy who is really afraid of hookups:
> Looking for *people* to walk, treadmill, elliptical, lift with. I don’t belong to a gym currently. Past 8 p.m. best time for me. A coed group is fine. This ad is not for hookups. Between noon and 3:00 p.m. is also negotiable. I am 40, and male. This ad is not for hookups or romantic liaisons.
Hey, you know how to emphasize things.
Here is some romantic guy who says:
> Come this November I’m retiring and heading South for the winter in a motor home. I’m looking for a fellow traveler to head South with me. To see where this trip may take us, and help plan this trip with me, go to MapQuest.com and put in your desired Southern destinations and see how many round trip miles MapQuest calculates. I’m not looking for a perfect human being; just a cordial one with an open-mind and a sense of subdued adventure fitting an old retired person. This will not be the “Amazing Race.” Stopping and smelling the roses is my cup of tea.
Dear you, I am sending my best wishes to your head South with me plan.
